Or How To Use Kick Fungus

For warriors who don’t negotiate with fungus. Anywhere. Ever.

Kick Fungus™ was made for feet, toes, heels, hands, nails, skin folds, elbows, dry spots, and any other place your skin decides to get weird.

Use it wherever you need support, just follow the rules below.

1. Start With Clean, Dry Skin (Wherever You’re Battling)

Wash the area first — soap + water.

Dry it completely.

Fungus LOVES moisture, darkness, and denial.

We eliminate all three.

2. Apply a Warrior’s Amount of Kick Fungus™

Use a thin, even layer — about a nickel-sized amount for small areas, more for larger ones.

Rub it in like you’re sending a message:

“Not today.”

3. Target the Trouble Zones

Apply Kick Fungus™ directly onto:

• Cracks

• Redness

• Itchy areas

• Damp zones

• Peeling skin

• Suspicious-looking patches

• Nail edges

• Anywhere you get sweaty

• Anywhere you get embarrassed

If it looks like it could cause drama, it gets Kick Fungus™.

4. Let Kick Fungus™ Absorb (The Power-Up Phase)

Give it 30–60 seconds to sink in fully.

This is when the garlic-powered micro army activates.

Stand there dramatically if needed.

It helps the vibe.

5. Use Kick Fungus™ 1–2 Times Daily

Consistency wins wars.

• Morning: Your armor

• Evening: Your recovery

• After gym/sweating/swimming: Bonus attack round

The more consistent you are, the faster the gunk retreats.

6. Clothing Optional After Application

Once absorbed, you’re good to cover the area.

Just make sure skin is dry to avoid creating a fungus Airbnb.

7. Keep Using Kick Fungus™ Until Peace Is Restored

Use daily until the area feels:

• Smooth

• Comfortable

• Clearer

• Less angry-looking

• Like it’s not plotting against you

Then switch to maintenance mode: 1x daily.

8. What NOT to do with Kick Fungus™

Just so we’re clear:

❌ Do NOT eat it (even though garlic is delicious)

❌ Do NOT put it in your eyes

❌ Do NOT use on open wounds

❌ Do NOT apply inside the body (external use only!)

❌ Do NOT rely on “whenever I remember” — fungus thrives on procrastination

❌ Do NOT loan your tube to people who don’t do laundry

9. Boost Your Kick Fungus™ Results With These Pro Habits

• Keep skin folds dry

• Change socks + underwear daily

• Wear breathable fabrics

• Rotate shoes

• Use clean towels

• Air out sweaty areas after workouts

• Say “I love myself” at least once (optional but recommended)

10. You’re Part of the Kick Fungus™ Army Now

Every time you apply this cream, you’re officially joining the:

⭐ Kick Fungus™ Anti-Funk Alliance ⭐

A community who refuse to let fungus take the wheel.

And now, You’re armed.

And your skin is about to regret ever betraying you.